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3 Important Things to Consider Before You Wear Our Crazy Tees

Welcome back, dear constant blog readers! You’ve been following along with our blog for a while now and you may own a couple of our crazy tees. Maybe you’ve even taken the advice from our previous blog and found yourself a life partner. Congratulations! (Or good luck, depending on how that’s going {or not going…})

In today’s blog, we’re going to focus on one of the most important things in the world.

3 Places You Shouldn’t Wear Your Crazy Tees

  • A wedding. Look, we know you want to get lucky at a wedding with this shirt, but here’s the thing. The ladies are going to respond much better if you’re looking sharp with a nice tie and not one of our funny tees. Trust us on this one.
  • Meeting your significant other’s parents. It’s a nerve-wracking experience when you get to meet the people who created your special lady or fella. Don’t ruin the experience by letting them know you like to get star spangled hammered (even though they might appreciate that weird showing of patriotism).
  • At work. Everyone knows you like to drink all day, but it’s probably best that your boss not know how you feel about getting your day drink on. Wearing this shirt at happy hour, on the other hand…now that’s an idea! Enough said, right?

Anyway, we hope our advice has been helpful. Maybe next time we’ll give you a couple of places that it would be great to wear crazy tees to. Spoiler alert—it’s basically anywhere that’s not one of the places we listed above.