One of Our Crazy Tees and That’s The Only Thing You Need
You literally just typed “crazy tees” into Google and that’s how you ended up here. Are we right or are we right? We’d bet our fur that we’re right. The honest truth is that we’re actually probably a little bit left, but that’s neither here nor there. Either way, you’re here (and not there) and we’re glad to have you in our neck of the woods. We say true and we say thank ya for visiting.
So what, you ask, is going on around these parts? Well, a lot, to tell you the truth. We’re now offering free shipping on all orders! If you've been around here for any amount of time, you probably thought something along the lines of, “Wow! I can’t believe how cheap these crazy tees are! This has got to be too good to be true. Also, I’m hungry…I should order a pizza.”
Huh…that was oddly descriptive of you to say, friend. You know what? We’re not judging you! In fact, we’re pretty sure you’re the friend in your group that speaks fluently in movie quotes. You’ll get nothing but respect from us, pardner. If that’s the case, this The Jerk shirt is all you need. And that's the only thing you need is this shirt. You don't need this or this. Just this ashtray... and this paddle game. The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all you need... And this remote control. Okay, we’ll stop. You get the point because you’ve seen the movie. And if you haven’t, check it out this weekend and then come back and thank us.
Anyhow, friends and neighbors, we hope you enjoyed this here blogaroo. Until next time.